1 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:06,005 - Hey Mom? 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,973 Do you know where my rubber boots are? 3 00:00:07,974 --> 00:00:08,974 - Yes, dear. 4 00:00:08,975 --> 00:00:10,242 They're in the hall closet. 5 00:00:10,243 --> 00:00:11,176 What are you all dressed up like that for? 6 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:12,845 Is it raining outside? 7 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,279 - Oh no. 8 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:17,182 Me and Toddy are playing like we're on a ship at sea. 9 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:20,152 I'm the captain and Toddy's the first mate. 10 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:22,888 And we're caught in a big storm! 11 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:23,956 - I see. 12 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:25,357 It's just a make believe storm. 13 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:27,926 - Oh no, it's a real storm. 14 00:00:27,927 --> 00:00:29,661 One of the pipes busted in the basement 15 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:35,367 and there's water squirting all over the place! 16 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:36,368 - Pipes! 17 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:37,169 Dennis! 18 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:41,774 Henry, call the plumber! 19 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,743 [theme music] 20 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:12,638 - Oh, confound it! 21 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:16,175 Why does he have to keep harping at me? 22 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:18,077 - Who, dear? - Oh, Sergeant Mooney. 23 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,678 Listen to this. "Dear Mr. Wilson, 24 00:01:19,679 --> 00:01:22,781 you still haven't paid the $5 for that jaywalking 25 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:24,383 citation you got last week. 26 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,685 If this isn't paid promptly, an additional penalty 27 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:30,122 of $5 for each day of delay can be assessed." 28 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:33,459 Now I resent these Gestapo tactics! 29 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,327 - Well, you did jaywalk, didn't you? 30 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:38,464 - Well, of course I owe them money and they'll get it. 31 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:40,000 But I just don't appreciate being 32 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:44,236 treated as though I were a menace to society. 33 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:46,305 - Smile, Mr. Wilson. 34 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:47,773 - Oh Dennis, stop that. 35 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,109 I'm in no mood for smiling. 36 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,243 - Don't be cross, George. 37 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:52,945 Let him take your picture. 38 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:56,715 - You don't have to smile if you don't want to, Mr. Wilson. 39 00:01:56,716 --> 00:01:57,483 I only wanted to-- 40 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:58,417 - Oh, all right. 41 00:01:58,418 --> 00:01:59,752 I'll smile. 42 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:01,520 If you must take my picture, I want to look natural. 43 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:03,222 Be sure and get this side of my face. 44 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:04,456 It's my best side. 45 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,657 - OK, Mr. Wilson. 46 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:09,461 - If it turns out well, I'll take an extra print. 47 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,965 - I don't think it'll turn out at all, Mr. Wilson. 48 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:13,232 - Hmm? 49 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,900 - You see, there's no film in the camera. 50 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:15,634 - No film? 51 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,136 What's the idea? 52 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:20,773 - Well, I'm only practicing for my school project. 53 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:24,943 It's Dad's camera and he doesn't want me to waste film. 54 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:26,245 - Oh. 55 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:27,946 - What is this school project of yours, dear? 56 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:29,983 - It's for our history class. 57 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,717 Miss Perkins wants us to take pictures 58 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:34,988 of all the famous stuff around town-- like the Charter 59 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:39,358 Oak and the City Hall-- and then write a composition about them. 60 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:41,126 - Well, that sounds very interesting. 61 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:43,762 - But a picture of me would be nothing! 62 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:45,464 - I have an idea. 63 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:47,232 Wouldn't this be a fine chance to use 64 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:49,168 that new movie camera of yours? 65 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,103 - For a school project? 66 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:52,304 - Real movies? 67 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:55,274 Jeepers, that would be keen! 68 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:58,243 - I'm sure Dennis' teacher would be impressed. 69 00:02:58,244 --> 00:03:00,679 And you'd do a wonderful job. 70 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:04,717 - Well, the town does have many historical points of interest. 71 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:07,219 A record of them would be quite worthwhile. 72 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:09,455 - And if I took her some movies, I 73 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:12,091 bet Miss Perkins would give me an A! 74 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:15,494 - Well, it could be a first class documentary film. 75 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:18,597 [laughs] Oh, would your teacher object to my assistance? 76 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:19,598 - Oh no! 77 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:21,333 She said our folks could help us. 78 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:23,736 And you're practically my folks. 79 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:26,338 - Well by golly, I'll do it! 80 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:27,072 - Oh boy! 81 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:28,674 That would be swell! 82 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:29,808 When can we start? 83 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:31,076 - Oh, the sooner the better. 84 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:32,778 You know Dennis, this project of yours 85 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:34,513 may be uh, quite valuable. 86 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:37,082 Why, it'll be the first time the story of our town 87 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,517 has been put on film. 88 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:41,220 - And if Miss Perkins gives me an A, 89 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:44,156 you know that would be another first time. 90 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:45,758 Well, see you later! 91 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:49,128 - [laughing] 92 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:51,864 - Boy, this certainly is a nice camera, Mr. Wilson. 93 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,599 - [laughs] It is a beauty. 94 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,834 Well Mitchell, what do you think of our plan? 95 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:57,169 - Well, it sounds great to me. 96 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:58,604 It's certainly a break for Dennis. 97 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:00,906 - It's very kind of you to do this for him. 98 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,241 - Oh. 99 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,542 - Have you used your new camera much, Mr. Wilson? 100 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:04,910 - Well no. [clears throat] Actually this'll 101 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:05,945 be the first time. 102 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,212 But I know exactly what to do. 103 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:09,415 I've read the instructions very carefully. 104 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,884 - Will you and Dad come with us, Mom? 105 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:13,953 - Oh honey, we'd just be in the way. 106 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:15,754 - Yeah, we don't want to butt in. 107 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:18,290 - Oh nonsense, Mitchell. 108 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:21,293 Besides it'll be a perfect way to spend our Saturday. 109 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:23,896 And we're going to need some people for the scenes, 110 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:27,800 so all of you can be our cast. 111 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,401 Well, it's all settled then. 112 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:31,236 Now you girls go get fixed up. 113 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:33,706 And uh, we'll be ready, as they say in Hollywood, 114 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:36,241 for lights, camera, action! 115 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:38,745 - [laughs] I'll go put on a tie. 116 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:45,084 - Now Martha, have you recorded all the shots 117 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,719 I've taken so far, dear? 118 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,920 - Yes, George. 119 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:49,688 Scene one, general view of the park. 120 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:52,124 Scene two, all of us strolling through it. 121 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,293 Scene three, close up of Alice and me. 122 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,662 Scene four, the Charter Oak. 123 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:58,097 - Oh, that's fine. 124 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:01,333 Now uh Dennis, we're going to write 125 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:03,635 some descriptive narrative to go with each of these pictures, 126 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:07,139 but I want to be sure that everything is in proper order. 127 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,675 - Boy, you think of everything! 128 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:12,277 - I, well, I try to! 129 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:16,448 Now let's move along to the City Hall. 130 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:17,449 - Look Mr. Wilson! 131 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:18,684 - Hmm? 132 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,319 - Let's get a picture of that little squirrel. 133 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,088 [squirrel chatters] - Oh, that's a good idea, Dennis. 134 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:27,659 Animal studies always lend interest to a picture. 135 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,062 [squirrel chatters] 136 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:30,964 - Get him quick! 137 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:34,833 He's going up the tree! 138 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:35,834 - Yeah, I see him. 139 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,069 I see him, Dennis. 140 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,972 I've, I think I've, oh, I've got him! 141 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,975 [squirrel chatters] 142 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:42,976 [splash] 143 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:46,980 - Oh! 144 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:47,981 - Mr. Wilson! 145 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:50,549 [interposing voices] 146 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:51,950 - Come up here! 147 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:53,153 Oh, are you OK? 148 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:06,265 - Sure taking some good pictures for my project, Mr. Wilson. 149 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:07,633 - We'd have even had more, Dennis, 150 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:10,235 if I hadn't had to waste time changing my clothes. 151 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:13,038 Of all the stupid-- oh Martha, dear, 152 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,807 what's our record up to now? 153 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:18,610 - Well, the latest ones are City Hall, the public library, 154 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:21,580 that fine picture of Mr. Watterson in front of his bank, 155 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:22,648 and the stockyards. 156 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:24,217 - Oh good, good. 157 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:30,089 - Well, here's the mayor's house, Mr. Wilson. 158 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,590 What kind of a shot do you want to get of it? 159 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:34,893 - Well, I think I'll get a nice shot of the group of you 160 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,095 right in front of the gate here. 161 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:37,796 Dennis, you stand there. 162 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:39,064 Come on over, folks. 163 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,133 That's it, together. 164 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:45,170 Then I'll get a closer shot of the house later. 165 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:47,539 All right now, nice big smiles. 166 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:49,908 That's fine. 167 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:52,611 - Well, well, Mr. and Mrs. Mitchell! 168 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:53,412 Mrs. Wilson! 169 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,480 Dennis. - Hi, Your Honor. 170 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:55,748 - Oh, Your Honor. - Why, Mr. Wilson! 171 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,082 - My goodness, Your Honor. 172 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,919 - [laughs] When I saw the camera, Mr. Wilson, 173 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,921 my curiosity got the better of me. 174 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,489 What are you doing? 175 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:05,557 - Oh, we're compiling a filmed record of the town's points 176 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:07,927 of interest for Dennis' history class, Your Honor. 177 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,229 - It's going to be a documentary film. 178 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:11,296 - Now that you're here, Your Honor, 179 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:13,032 could we get a shot of you? 180 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,867 - Why, I'd, I'd be delighted. 181 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,068 - Oh fine! 182 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,903 Uh, would you make some brief remark 183 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:19,905 concerning your policies, Mr. Mayor? 184 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:22,174 I'd like to get a close up of you in action. 185 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,776 - Why, just the thing! 186 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:24,810 - That's it. 187 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:25,711 All right, now. 188 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:26,845 You can go right ahead. 189 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:29,314 - My friends and fellow citizens, I 190 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:32,051 promise never to falter in my efforts 191 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:36,055 to bring clean and honest government to this city. 192 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,657 - Oh, thank you, Your Honor. 193 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:40,059 - Not at all. 194 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,593 I'm the one who should thank the good people who 195 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:43,162 elected me to this office. 196 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,830 - Well, we thought you were the right man 197 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:46,065 for the job, Your Honor. 198 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,067 - You may rest assured, Mr. Mitchell. 199 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:50,369 I strive hard to be worthy. 200 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:51,937 I keep my nose to the grindstone, 201 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:55,574 my shoulder to the wheel, and my finger on the public pulse. 202 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:59,144 - Hey, could we get a picture of him doing that? 203 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:03,082 I'd like to see that! 204 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:06,418 - [laughing] 205 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:09,254 - Well, we got a good shot of the city jail. 206 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:12,791 Now let's move along to the old adobe house. 207 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:14,493 - Well, George Wilson! 208 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,329 Hey uh, did you get that love note I sent you? 209 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:17,931 - Love note? 210 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,264 - Yeah. 211 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:22,067 - Oh, you mean about that jaywalking citation. 212 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:23,937 - Now you're thinking. 213 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:26,138 - Well Mooney, I meant to call you about that, 214 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:29,541 but [laughs] I got involved in this movie project 215 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,810 and forgot all about it. 216 00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:32,911 - Movie project? 217 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,680 - It's for my history class. 218 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,049 - He's taking pictures of all the important landmarks 219 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,051 and prominent citizens. 220 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:40,586 - Prominent citizens, eh? 221 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:43,957 Well uh, make sure you don't uh, overlook any. 222 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,190 - Oh, I don't intend to. 223 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,192 Now about that citation, Mooney. 224 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:51,063 I don't think it's fair to assess me for delayed payments. 225 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,432 - Well, I just might be able to speak to the court 226 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,534 and uh, get you out of it all together. 227 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,735 - Oh! 228 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:59,304 Well now, I certainly would appreciate that. 229 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:02,107 - That is if uh, everything goes right 230 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:04,643 for a certain prominent citizen. 231 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:06,645 - Oh? Who's that? 232 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:08,047 - You know what, Mr. Wilson? 233 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:11,417 I think Sergeant Mooney wants to be in our movie too. 234 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:14,019 - You know Dennis, you're smarter than he is. 235 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,021 - Oh, for heaven's sakes. 236 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:17,456 How stupid of me. 237 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,558 Of course you should be in the movie, Mooney. [laughs] 238 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:23,028 Why, no one deserves it more than our stalwart uh, defender 239 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:24,363 of the law. 240 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:26,031 - Well, it's your project, Dennis. 241 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:27,766 Uh, is it OK with you? 242 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,034 - Sure, Sergeant Mooney. 243 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,669 I like you! 244 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,538 - Oh thanks, son. 245 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:36,041 - When we play cops and robbers, I get real mad 'cause 246 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,143 I always want to be you. 247 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:40,612 And Eddie Nolan always gets to be you. 248 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:41,680 - Oh? 249 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,115 Why does Eddie get the break? 250 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:46,285 - Well, he's got the biggest feet of any of us kids. 251 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,120 - Uh, uh, I'll take your picture right here 252 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,788 in front of the police station, Mooney. 253 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,190 - Oh! 254 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,324 Oh George, uh, you want me to run over to the jail 255 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:53,826 and get a prisoner I captured? 256 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:56,462 He's just a hobo I picked up over at the railroad yards 257 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:58,330 and I picked him up single handed. 258 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:01,066 - Oh no, that won't be necessary, Mooney. 259 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,935 Now just pose here with Dennis and the others. 260 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,269 Dennis, you stand right there. 261 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,538 You folks get up on the steps behind him. 262 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:09,942 And I'll step out here to the curb and start the camera. 263 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:10,943 - Oh! - Oh! 264 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:11,977 - Ooh, my purse! 265 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:15,180 - Oh, I'll get it, Mrs. Mitchell. 266 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:16,749 - Thank you, Sergeant. 267 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,451 - Ah, Martha, put that down. 268 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,687 Sergeant Mooney outside police station. 269 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:24,223 - Hell, George, it was nice of you to include me. 270 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,892 I'll do the best I can about helping out on that fine. 271 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:29,128 - Oh, well that's good news. 272 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,330 - 'Course, that doesn't mean I approve of jaywalking. 273 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,898 That's a pretty serious offense. 274 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,700 - Oh, I understand. 275 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:38,470 All right folks, the next shot will be the old adobe house. 276 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,806 We'll go down to the corner and cross over. 277 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:41,840 - Oh no, George. 278 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:43,609 Cross right here, it's closer. 279 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:46,512 I'll stop the traffic. 280 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,814 [blows whistle] 281 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,349 - Shall we jaywalk, dear? 282 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:51,116 - Love to. 283 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,285 [brakes squealing] 284 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,559 [blows whistle] 285 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,199 - All right, now. 286 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,701 I'm going to shoot this scene with all of you 287 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:09,935 in it to give it human interest. 288 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:12,604 Now Dennis, I want you right over here. 289 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,306 And you're pointing to the sign as if you're 290 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:16,408 showing it to them, you see? 291 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,209 - OK. 292 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,211 I'll even read it out loud. 293 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:23,082 Old Harper House, built 1863. 294 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,316 - Good boy. 295 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,385 - Boy, I bet that's older than anybody. 296 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,354 When were you built, Mr. Wilson? 297 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,621 - Uh. 298 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,190 - Dennis, people are born. 299 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,092 You don't see they're built. 300 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,293 - Dad does. 301 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,095 He was looking at a picture in the paper 302 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:40,099 and I heard him say, "This Miss America sure is--" 303 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,301 - Uh, uh Dennis, that's enough! 304 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,303 Uh, Mr. Wilson, where did you want us? 305 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,838 Uh-- 306 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,740 - Oh, I want the three of you to come 307 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,208 from that doorway over there. 308 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,442 And stay close together, please. 309 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:53,379 Dennis'll stay right where you are. 310 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,146 All right. 311 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,682 Now come on, action. 312 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,984 All right, ready? 313 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,586 Go! 314 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:04,223 [camera whirring] 315 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,425 - Old Harper House. 316 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:09,528 Built 1863. 317 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:12,164 - Oh no, no, no, no, no. 318 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,600 Let's get a little excitement into this. 319 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,735 Now Dennis, this is the oldest building 320 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,103 in town, a famous landmark. 321 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:20,806 Now come on, look excited! 322 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,608 - Dennis, pay attention to Mr. Wilson. 323 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,710 - What are you looking at? 324 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:25,979 - That truck. 325 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,080 The movie camera's on it. [engine roaring] 326 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,081 - Great Scott! 327 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,649 Wait! [shouts] 328 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,620 - Boy, Mr. Wilson sure knows how to look excited, doesn't he? 329 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,930 - Hey! [shouts] 330 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:45,931 - Hey! 331 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,499 - Wait! 332 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,535 - Hi, Miss Perkins! 333 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:50,569 - Hi. 334 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,638 - We're chasing my history assignment. 335 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:53,939 - Your history assignment? 336 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,274 - Yeah. 337 00:12:55,275 --> 00:13:02,481 I gotta help catch it so you'll give me an A. 338 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,783 - Oh! 339 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,118 Thank goodness! 340 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,820 - Lucky thing he hit that stop sign or we never 341 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,088 would have caught up with him. 342 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,689 - Whoa, you got it! 343 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,658 Is Miss Perkins gonna be glad! 344 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:13,625 - [laughs] 345 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,827 - [sighs] Oh! 346 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,061 - Now I understand what Dennis meant 347 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,597 about catching his history assignment. 348 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,967 - Yes, they've been working on it all day. 349 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,836 - Well, I'm very proud of Dennis. 350 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,071 And of your husband too. 351 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,574 - Oh, that was a close one. 352 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:29,641 - Well, we made it. 353 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,809 You see, Miss Perkins, Mr. Wilson-- 354 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,344 - I know. 355 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:35,347 Your wives have told me about Dennis' documentary film, 356 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:38,083 and I have a splendid idea. 357 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,119 At our regular PTA meeting Monday 358 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,954 night at school we'd love to have 359 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,756 you come and show your movie for us. 360 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,090 - My! 361 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,625 Well, that's quite an honor. [laughs] Dennis 362 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,828 and I accept with pleasure, don't we Dennis? 363 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,597 - Jeepers, that'd be keen! 364 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,232 - Well Mr. Wilson, are you sure they'll 365 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,900 be developed and ready by Monday night? 366 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,268 You know they don't work on Sunday. 367 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,137 - Now don't you worry, Mitchell. 368 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:01,040 I'll get it done if I have to pay double for it. 369 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,041 - Good. 370 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,943 We'll look forward to it. 371 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,277 - Isn't she swell? 372 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,547 Hey, why don't we have her in our movie too? 373 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:09,615 - Me? 374 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,350 Oh, I don't take a very good picture. 375 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:15,120 I uh-- - Aw, sure you do, Miss Perkins. 376 00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,456 - I'm sure you must have more important things you 377 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,558 want to put on your film than me. 378 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:22,161 - Well, I did want to get some other-- 379 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:25,097 - Uh, where shall I stand? 380 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,265 How's this pose? 381 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:26,899 - Um-- 382 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:27,733 - Is it all right? 383 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:28,634 My hair all right? 384 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:29,668 - Fine. 385 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,070 - You look great, Miss Perkins. 386 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,372 You look like you're just getting 387 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:37,876 ready to mark me down a big fat A. 388 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,446 - There, now don't look in the lens. 389 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:43,182 That's fine. 390 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:46,885 - Say, here's a front page story in the Sunday paper. 391 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,619 - Oh? 392 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,887 Oh yes. 393 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,523 "The PTA has invited local dignitaries 394 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,959 to attend tomorrow night's showing." 395 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,462 Oh my, this is very gratifying. 396 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,629 - I should say. 397 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,232 - Our film will be ready, won't it Mr. Wilson? 398 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,135 You know I sure do want to get an A on my report. 399 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,503 - Don't you worry, Dennis. 400 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,205 Mr. Clark down at the camera shop 401 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,440 promised to deliver it tomorrow night at the meeting. 402 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:11,477 Now let's run over some of these captions we wrote. 403 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:14,079 - You mean this is the stuff I'm going to read? 404 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,047 - That's right. 405 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,849 Here's the opening one. 406 00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:18,283 - "Our Fair City. 407 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:21,955 A motion picture presentation by Dennis Mitchell 408 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,123 and George Wilson." 409 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,892 - Well, credits and everything! 410 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,628 - I wanted to be professional. 411 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,063 - Professional! 412 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,699 Oh boy, I can hardly wait till tomorrow night! 413 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:37,670 You know, I'll be as famous as Yogi Bear I bet! 414 00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:40,139 - [laughing] 415 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:43,142 - And now, as soon as I finish reading this final report, 416 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,377 the business portion of our meeting will be over. 417 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:48,580 Then we are going to see the world premiere of-- 418 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:49,748 - Confound that Clark! 419 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,150 Where is he with that film? 420 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,485 I posted Dennis outside to show him where to come. 421 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,386 - Don't worry. 422 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,888 He'll show up. 423 00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:58,090 - Well, he promised to have it here and show it for me at nine 424 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,125 o'clock sharp and it's nearly nine now. 425 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,493 - Relax, George. 426 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:04,229 I got a squad car standing by the camera store, 427 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,864 ready to rush him down here. 428 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:06,732 - Good, good. 429 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,367 Thanks a lot, Mooney. 430 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,103 - After all, uh, I got a leading role, you might say. 431 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,739 I wouldn't want anything to happen to that film. 432 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:17,443 - Yes, of course. 433 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,545 - Attendance at our last meeting was 434 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:22,548 27, a decrease from the previous month. 435 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,049 - Oh dear. 436 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:26,652 The mayor's in there and half the town's leading citizens. 437 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,720 If anything going wrong-- 438 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:28,587 - It'll be fine, George. 439 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,089 It'll be fine. 440 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:33,058 I don't mean that jaywalking fine either. 441 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,660 - Oh, for pete's sake, Mooney. 442 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,662 I was counting on you to get me out of that. 443 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,263 Now if you're going to keep harping on that, 444 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,798 I'll just pay it and get it over with. 445 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:40,733 - Forget it, George. 446 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,067 Forget it. 447 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,602 We in the show biz gotta stick together. 448 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:44,470 Just forget it. 449 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:45,504 - Well, all right. 450 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,139 Let's not hear any more about it then. 451 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,674 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Hey Mr. Wilson! 452 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,075 It's here, Mr. Wilson! 453 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:51,076 The film's here! 454 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,111 - What'd I tell you, George? 455 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,445 - Thank heaven, Mr. Clark. 456 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,547 We're almost ready for the screening in there. 457 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:56,849 - I'll run the projector. 458 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,084 Now you just go sit down in there and take your bows. 459 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:00,019 - Oh [laughs]. 460 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,353 - Come on, Mr. Wilson. 461 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,088 You can sit with me, right at the teacher's desk. 462 00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,123 - No Dennis. 463 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,357 I'll sit in the audience. 464 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,060 This project is all yours from now on. 465 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:10,696 - And now, the young man whose project this is, 466 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,899 Master Dennis Mitchell, will read the commentary. 467 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,834 [applause] 468 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:16,770 - Lights, please? 469 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,375 - All set, Dennis? 470 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,912 - OK, let her go. 471 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,547 "Our Fair City. 472 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:33,452 A movie by Dennis Mitchell and George Wilson." 473 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,454 This is our park, where our people 474 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,525 go to rest and stroll quietly among the trees. 475 00:17:52,372 --> 00:18:00,612 [laughter] 476 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,847 - New camera. 477 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:02,682 I had a little trouble with the speed. 478 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,088 - Our town is noted for its lovely women. 479 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,592 - Oh there, that's better. 480 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:17,262 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): And here we see two typical pretty faces. 481 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,934 [laughter] 482 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:22,434 - I hope your camera work was better 483 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,937 when you got to my house, Wilson. 484 00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:26,638 - Oh, I'm sure it was, yes. 485 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:30,075 - In the center of the park is the Charter Oak. 486 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:34,346 Under its branches, our city charter was signed. 487 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,048 - That's a nice shot, Mr. Wilson. 488 00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:38,250 - Thank you, Mitchell. 489 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,320 - Near the Charter Oak, we see the prominent citizen 490 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,623 who is responsible for making this picture. 491 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,426 Mr. George Wilson. 492 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:52,966 [laughter] 493 00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:55,434 - I never saw a better likeness! 494 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,268 - Good grief! 495 00:18:56,269 --> 00:19:00,072 That shot should've come later. 496 00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:03,008 - Our town has many fine public buildings. 497 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:08,180 Here's the City Hall and the public library. 498 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:10,783 Our city has many prominent people. 499 00:19:10,784 --> 00:19:13,719 One of them is Mr. John Watterson, 500 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,287 president of the bank. 501 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:18,824 He is a solid citizen with his feel planted firmly 502 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,759 on the ground. 503 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,239 - Great Scott! 504 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,176 I must have had the camera upside down. 505 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,878 - Is that your idea of a joke, Wilson? 506 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,146 - No, it was a mistake. 507 00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:44,116 I, I don't know how it happened. 508 00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:46,352 - [laughs] Don't be a sore head, John. 509 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,188 You look better upside down anyhow. 510 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,126 - Just a minute, Mr. Clark. 511 00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:04,036 Our city has many fine factories, 512 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,772 such as the one you see here. 513 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,610 - What was that? 514 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:12,778 - I don't know, honey. 515 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:13,879 Something's all mixed up. 516 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,347 - Dennis, you read the wrong card. 517 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:18,050 - That's what it says, Mr. Wilson. 518 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,051 It says-- 519 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,019 - Never mind what it says. 520 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:22,221 Read the next one. 521 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,422 - Oh, leave him alone! 522 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:24,123 - He's all right. 523 00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:25,958 - Leave him alone! 524 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:28,327 - These industries were brought to our town 525 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:31,730 through the brilliant efforts of our energetic chamber 526 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,298 of commerce. 527 00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:34,967 And here are the members of the chamber 528 00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:37,069 of commerce at their weekly luncheon. 529 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,839 [laughter] 530 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,774 - Oh no! 531 00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:44,243 That's the stockyard! 532 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,279 - Those are the fellows that voted against me. [laughs] 533 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,814 - Dennis, that's enough. 534 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,315 The whole thing's ruined. 535 00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,251 - No it isn't, Mr. Wilson. 536 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,687 Everybody thinks it's real funny. 537 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,588 - It's not supposed to be! 538 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,990 - Oh, relax Wilson. 539 00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:00,859 This is a masterpiece! [laughs] 540 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,629 - Our city has many landmarks. 541 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:07,599 One of them is Windy Cave, famous throughout the state 542 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,336 for the constant flow of wind and hot air that 543 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:12,705 comes out of it night and day. 544 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:13,672 [laughter] 545 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,074 - Hot air! 546 00:21:15,075 --> 00:21:17,309 How dare you? 547 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,545 Now Wilson, you did that deliberately! 548 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:24,149 - Don't be a sore head, Mayor. [laughs] 549 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:28,087 - Our city is very proud of its leading citizen, 550 00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:29,321 Mayor Billings. 551 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:32,091 - Well, now that's better. 552 00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:34,893 - And here's the mayor's home, a home 553 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,962 that no one deserves more than he does. 554 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:40,199 We hope he will spend the rest of his life 555 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,102 right here where he belongs. 556 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:46,472 - Well, of all the rude, insulting things! 557 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:47,206 - Aw Mayor! 558 00:21:47,207 --> 00:21:48,273 What's the matter? 559 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:51,410 Can't you take a joke? [laughs] 560 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,545 - Next, we see one of our finest officers 561 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:56,682 of the law, Sergeant Harold Mooney, 562 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:59,718 and some fans outside the police station. 563 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,720 - Now comes the good part. 564 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:04,923 - You can see why criminals stay away from our town 565 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:09,395 when you look at Sergeant Mooney's strong, honest face. 566 00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:13,432 [laughter] 567 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:17,770 - All right, Wilson, what kind of smart aleck picture is that? 568 00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,171 - What's the matter, Mooney? 569 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:22,241 Can't you take a joke? [laughs] 570 00:22:22,242 --> 00:22:24,176 - Sergeant Mooney is always so pompous. 571 00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:26,345 I'm enjoying this. 572 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:28,280 - I don't think poor George is. 573 00:22:28,281 --> 00:22:32,184 - Life in our town has its amusing side too. 574 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,219 Here we see one of the skinny old cats 575 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,756 that hang around the city dump. 576 00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:42,094 - Stop that thing! 577 00:22:42,095 --> 00:22:43,262 Turn it off this instant! 578 00:22:43,263 --> 00:22:44,596 Mr. Wilson, I have been 15 years-- 579 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:49,469 [arguing] 580 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:57,476 - But to be referred to as an old cat! 581 00:22:57,477 --> 00:23:00,412 - I can understand why you're so upset, Miss Perkins. 582 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:03,782 But you must know that Dennis didn't do it on purpose. 583 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:04,783 - Right. 584 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,385 You're my favorite teacher! 585 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:09,054 - I'm the only teacher you have, Dennis. 586 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:12,324 - If I had more, you'd still be. 587 00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:14,193 - My husband didn't mean to insult you. 588 00:23:14,194 --> 00:23:16,161 It was just a mix up. 589 00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:18,965 - Sometimes Mr. Wilson's camera went goofy. 590 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,866 And I got the cards mixed up. 591 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:23,302 - Well, it was an accident. 592 00:23:23,303 --> 00:23:25,871 And you did have good intentions, Dennis. 593 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,473 - I sure did. 594 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:30,075 - I wouldn't want anyone to think I don't have a sense of humor, 595 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,911 so all is forgiven. 596 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,880 - That's very kind of you. 597 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,415 - But I warn you, Dennis. 598 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,117 There'll be trouble if you ever bring 599 00:23:38,118 --> 00:23:41,286 me catnip instead of an apple. 600 00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:43,355 [laughter] 601 00:23:43,356 --> 00:23:45,157 - And so you can see the whole thing 602 00:23:45,158 --> 00:23:47,359 was just an unfortunate error. 603 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:50,429 - He really wrote some very nice things about you gentlemen. 604 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,563 - Uh well, yes. 605 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,632 Uh, you know, between things going wrong 606 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:56,735 with the camera and Dennis getting the cards all mixed up, 607 00:23:56,736 --> 00:24:00,806 uh well, you do understand, don't you Mr. Watterson? 608 00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,441 - No, I don't! 609 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:05,044 MR. WILSON (OFFSCREEN): But Mr. Watterson--I oh. 610 00:24:05,045 --> 00:24:08,113 Uh, you're not angry at me, are you, Your Honor? 611 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,815 - Well, I'm certainly not pleased! 612 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:11,216 MR. WILSON (OFFSCREEN): But Your Honor, 613 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:14,954 I-- oh, uh, you're not mad at me, are you, Mooney? 614 00:24:15,055 --> 00:24:16,755 - Of course not, George. 615 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:17,690 I'm not mad. 616 00:24:17,691 --> 00:24:18,891 - Well, thank goodness. 617 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:20,592 - However, there's that little matter 618 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:21,794 of the jaywalking ticket. 619 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:23,295 - What? 620 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:26,298 - At $5 a day for 12 days, that makes the penalty $60. 621 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:28,200 And if you don't have the money there by tomorrow morning, 622 00:24:28,201 --> 00:24:29,401 I'm gonna lock you up! 623 00:24:29,402 --> 00:24:30,903 MR. WILSON (OFFSCREEN): But Mooney! 624 00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:31,904 Now you said-- 625 00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:33,872 - I don't care what I said! 626 00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:34,907 - Hey Mr. Wilson! 627 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:36,642 I've got some good new for you! 628 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:40,079 Miss Perkins is gonna give me that A after all! 629 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,513 Aren't you happy? 630 00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:42,514 - Happy? 631 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:48,488 [laughs, then cries] Oh, [inaudible]. 632 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,795 [theme music] 633 00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:32,664 ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): This has been a Screen Gems film 634 00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:32,799 production from the Hollywood studios of Columbia Pictures.